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Tactical
Turd Team

Who we are

Veteran owned. Family operated. Community driven.

Meet the Tactical Turd Team

Tactical Turd Team is proudly owned by Joel Lydon, a former Army combat medic with a lifelong passion for service. Joel lives in South County St. Louis with his wife, Jessica, and their three boys.

After several years as a health and wellness coach for fellow veterans at the VA, Joel's now on a mission to serve the St. Louis community in a new (and slightly stinkier) way: by helping local pet owners keep their yards clean and their pets happy. Jessica quickly jumped on the turd wagon, using her business administration experience to keep Tactical Turd Team organized, efficient, and running smoothly behind the scenes.

At Tactical Turd Team, we believe in hard work, honest service, and building real relationships with our clients. Whether you're too busy, need a hand, or just really hate dealing with pet waste, we've got your back.

Owner
Joel Lydon
Service
Former Army combat medic
Before this
Veterans' health coach, the VA
Runs the books
Jessica Lydon
Based in
South County St. Louis, MO
Cover
Insured, Pet Sitters Associates
Joel closing the tailgate of their truck while Jessica walks up the driveway, both in Tactical Turd Team shirts
Joel and Jessica, at the truck on a South County driveway.
A black and white dog in a blue collar crossing a sunny deck towards a dog treat

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The work, in short reels. Mostly the dogs.

“Turd treat love,” one of their reels.

What that means on a Tuesday

  • Hard work

    This is a job somebody has to do on foot, in whatever the weather is doing, every week. There is no clever way around that part.

  • Honest service

    The price list is on the site. Yard too big for the flat rate? You hear that before the first visit, not on the invoice after it.

  • Real relationships

    Joel reads the quote requests and answers the phone. You are not being routed to a call centre in another state.

Joel has been great! Great company for anyone looking to skip picking up the poops! The yard always looks amazing when he's done, he's on time and efficient! Highly recommend
Emma DuBrucqGoogle review

Tactical Turd Team is insured and a member of Pet Sitters Associates.

Common questions

Let us take the yard

Tell us how many dogs and roughly how big the yard is, and we will come back with a price. No sales call, no contract to sign for a one-time cleanup.