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Tactical
Turd Team

Residential service

Weekly, bi-weekly, or a single clean-up to reclaim the yard. Pricing is based on one dog and an average city lot size. If your yard is outside of that, we will reach out.

A small child and a black and white dog sitting side by side on a mown lawn, looking out across a fenced backyard

Recurring service

Sign up for weekly or bi-weekly and the rate goes flat after the first cleanup. The first visit is charged by the hour, because nobody can quote a season of build-up sight unseen.

  • Weekly

    Most Popular

    $20per week

    Included
    1 dog, average size yard
    First visit
    $40/hr
    Each extra dog
    +$2 per visit

    The default for one dog and a yard you actually use. Nothing accumulates between visits.

    Start weekly
  • Bi-weekly

    $30per visit

    Included
    1 dog, average size yard
    First visit
    $60/hr
    Each extra dog
    +$2 per visit

    For a smaller dog, a bigger yard, or a household that keeps up with some of it.

    Start bi-weekly

The fine print

  • Add $2 per visit for each additional dog.
  • Initial cleanups are quoted for a minimum of 30 minutes. Time can be added in 15-minute increments on large jobs.
  • After the initial cleaning, clients receive the weekly and bi-weekly flat rate service pricing.
  • Contact us for large yard quotes.
  • Billing occurs after each service, with payments due upon receipt of the invoice.

Fresh Start one-time yard clean-up

$70per hour

Book a one-time clean-up

Need a fresh start? Whether it is the post-winter thaw, a backyard BBQ, or just long-overdue cleanup, our one-time pooper scooper service is the perfect way to reclaim your yard. Tactical Turd Team will handle the dirty work so you can enjoy a clean, stink-free space. No contracts, no hassle. Perfect before parties, holidays, or home showings.

One-time cleanups are charged in 15-minute increments, with a 30 minute minimum to schedule. We can scoop a lot of poop in 30 minutes.

Every visit, every yard

Joel in a Tactical Turd Team shirt and sun hat, working a fenced backyard with the rake in one hand and the pan in the other
  • The gate gets checked, and you get told

    For your peace of mind, we send a closed-gate confirmation message after every service. You do not have to wonder whether the yard is shut before you let the dog out.

  • Bagged and binned, not left behind

    All pet waste is bagged and placed in your designated trash bins. Nothing gets stashed in a corner of the yard for you to find later.

  • Clean equipment at every yard

    We disinfect all equipment between yards, so nothing that was in the last yard comes into yours.

Gift packages

Six and twelve week prepaid packages, for the dog owner who has everything except a clean yard.

  • Prepaid packages run consecutively once service begins, on a weekly schedule agreed at activation.
  • Redeem within twelve months of purchase. Packages are non-refundable.
  • Valid inside the active service area. Service outside the normal route may need a travel fee.
  • The yard has to be accessible on service days.
Ask about a package

Let us take the yard

Tell us how many dogs and roughly how big the yard is, and we will come back with a price. No sales call, no contract to sign for a one-time cleanup.