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Pet waste removal in South County

The home route. Most of South County is unincorporated, so the place on your mail and the city you pay taxes to are often two different answers, and neither one changes the price.

Towns on the route

7

County
St. Louis County
Price list
The same everywhere

South County is where Tactical Turd Team started and where most of the week goes. Joel and Jessica live here, which is the whole reason the list below is specific instead of a radius on a map.

Seven of the towns on the route are in this part of St. Louis County. Across the Meramec, Arnold, Imperial and Festus are on the Jefferson County page. If your street is between the city line and the river, it is almost certainly on the route already.

Not on the list? Ask anyway. Routes grow, and the worst case is we tell you we cannot get there yet.

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What it costs in South County St. Louis

One dog, an average size yard. The same price list applies everywhere on the route: there is no zone surcharge and no travel fee.

  • Weekly

    $20per week

    1 dog, average size yard

    Initial cleaning $40/hr

  • Bi-weekly

    $30per visit

    1 dog, average size yard

    Initial cleaning $60/hr

  • One time

    $70per hour

    No contract, no schedule

    30 minute minimum

Add $2 per visit for each additional dog. The full price list and the fine print.

What a visit actually includes

  • The gate gets checked, and you get told

    For your peace of mind, we send a closed-gate confirmation message after every service. You do not have to wonder whether the yard is shut before you let the dog out.

  • Bagged and binned, not left behind

    All pet waste is bagged and placed in your designated trash bins. Nothing gets stashed in a corner of the yard for you to find later.

  • Clean equipment at every yard

    We disinfect all equipment between yards, so nothing that was in the last yard comes into yours.

Ask about your street in South County St. Louis

Not on the list? Ask anyway. Routes grow, and the worst case is we tell you we cannot get there yet.