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Pet waste removal in St. Louis City

City yards, city alleys, and the bins that go out on the street rather than up a driveway.

Is my street on it?

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Named neighbourhoods
None published yet
The yards
Smaller, with alleys
Price list
The same everywhere

The city is on the list the current site publishes, and it is a different job from a South County subdivision: smaller yards, shared alleys, and a bin that is not always where a suburban one would be. Tell us where the bin lives and that part sorts itself out.

There is no named neighbourhood list here yet, because Tactical Turd Team has never published one. The honest version is that city work happens, and the way to find out about your block is to ask.

Not on the list? Ask anyway. Routes grow, and the worst case is we tell you we cannot get there yet.

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What it costs in St. Louis City

One dog, an average size yard. The same price list applies everywhere on the route: there is no zone surcharge and no travel fee.

  • Weekly

    $20per week

    1 dog, average size yard

    Initial cleaning $40/hr

  • Bi-weekly

    $30per visit

    1 dog, average size yard

    Initial cleaning $60/hr

  • One time

    $70per hour

    No contract, no schedule

    30 minute minimum

Add $2 per visit for each additional dog. The full price list and the fine print.

What a visit actually includes

  • The gate gets checked, and you get told

    For your peace of mind, we send a closed-gate confirmation message after every service. You do not have to wonder whether the yard is shut before you let the dog out.

  • Bagged and binned, not left behind

    All pet waste is bagged and placed in your designated trash bins. Nothing gets stashed in a corner of the yard for you to find later.

  • Clean equipment at every yard

    We disinfect all equipment between yards, so nothing that was in the last yard comes into yours.

Ask about your street in St. Louis City

Not on the list? Ask anyway. Routes grow, and the worst case is we tell you we cannot get there yet.