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Pet waste removal in West County

Working west out of South County, along the Meramec to Fenton and Kirkwood, and on out to Ballwin and Chesterfield.

Towns on the route

4

County
St. Louis County
Price list
The same everywhere

The western end of the route follows the Meramec and keeps going. Kirkwood and Fenton are on it, and so are Ballwin and Chesterfield further out: Kirkwood was incorporated in 1865, Ballwin in 1950 and Chesterfield in 1988, and all four are far enough from a South County base that they are worth naming rather than leaving to a radius on a map.

Further west than Chesterfield is worth a phone call rather than an assumption.

Not on the list? Ask anyway. Routes grow, and the worst case is we tell you we cannot get there yet.

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What it costs in West County

One dog, an average size yard. The same price list applies everywhere on the route: there is no zone surcharge and no travel fee.

  • Weekly

    $20per week

    1 dog, average size yard

    Initial cleaning $40/hr

  • Bi-weekly

    $30per visit

    1 dog, average size yard

    Initial cleaning $60/hr

  • One time

    $70per hour

    No contract, no schedule

    30 minute minimum

Add $2 per visit for each additional dog. The full price list and the fine print.

What a visit actually includes

  • The gate gets checked, and you get told

    For your peace of mind, we send a closed-gate confirmation message after every service. You do not have to wonder whether the yard is shut before you let the dog out.

  • Bagged and binned, not left behind

    All pet waste is bagged and placed in your designated trash bins. Nothing gets stashed in a corner of the yard for you to find later.

  • Clean equipment at every yard

    We disinfect all equipment between yards, so nothing that was in the last yard comes into yours.

Ask about your street in West County

Not on the list? Ask anyway. Routes grow, and the worst case is we tell you we cannot get there yet.